In Don't Laze Me, Bro, Shardshoulders grew the crystal formation on his head so that it resembled a pompadour and wore a red bandanna around it. He wears a uniform which is black with a yellow "V" stripe on the middle of his torso. He sports two crystal shards on his back and has a sharp point on his head. His body is composed of durable pale green crystals. Shardshoulders is a silicon-based life form. 7.Shardshoulders is the Omnitrix's DNA sample of a Petrosapien Subsapien from the planet Petropia. Anything under 7 would be ridiculous, as anyone claiming this isn't at least a GOOD action film claiming this isn't at least a GOOD action film (it is sure as hell better than all the comic movies that get high scores) needs their head examined. The rating I give to this film is 7.5/10. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a 2008 American science fiction adventure film. Henry "Indiana" Jones is called back into action when he becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls. This is defiantly my least favorite out of all of the Indy films but its still a lot of fun even though the cgi was kind of bad and although I was kind of interested in the whole alien I thought the ending was kind a stupid when they show the flying saucer but overall I really like it. I mean, Indy has dealt with ghosts that come out of an ark and spontaneously melt people's faces, voodoo dolls, beating hearts being ripped out of chests through use of magic, and a seemingly immortal knight from the 12th century guarding the Holy Grail, but it's not OK to have aliens? Also, everyone seems to forget what the Indiana Jones franchise was originally about in the first place it was created as a tribute to old b-movies and adventure serials. As far the "aliens don't belong in an Indiana Jones movie" argument goes, Indiana Jones has always been about fantasy and science fiction. Obviously, Spielberg and Lucas were inspired by the James Bond books by Ian Fleming, where the main character always escapes near-death situations. Teaming up with a rebellious young biker (Shia LaBeouf) and his spirited original love Marion (Karen Allen), Indy takes you on an action-packed adventure in the exciting tradition of the classic Indiana Jones movies! In regards to the "nuking the fridge" scene, the thing about Indiana Jones is that there are not some good things in all of the previous three Indy films, especially Temple of Doom, so it's not fair to criticize Crystal Skull for having aliens or the fridge nuke scene without also acknowledging all the dumb stuff in the original trilogy, such as Indy either flying off a cliff on a tank and walking away from it without a scratch, or dropping out of a plane on a rubber raft and sliding down a mountain slope without sustaining any whiplash. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull finds Indy (Harrison Ford) trying to outrace a brilliant and beautiful agent (Cate Blanchett) for the mystical, all-powerful crystal skull of Akator. STEVEN SPIELBERG and GEORGE LUCAS bring you the greatest adventurer of all time in "a nonstop thrill ride" (Richard Corliss, TIME) that's packed with "sensational, awe-inspiring spectacles" (Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES). I love all the tree films and I like this one a lot. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will may not be the greatest film of all time, or bad ass like Riders and The Last Crusade but it is still a good film, it is the weakest entry but still a worthy sequel. Yes the film has more mistakes and flaws but what ever. Yes I like this film it isn't greatest film of all time, but for 2008 film? Yes I will take it. It is one of my personal favorite adventure movies even tough is a bad sequel but it is still good in my opinion.
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) isn't a bad film - there are a few dazzling sequences, and a couple of good performances - but the unprecedented blend of comedy and action that made the movies so much more fun than any other adventure series is mostly gone.